The Lazy Way to Memorize Like a Genius

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Ever stare at your notes for so long that the words start to look like ancient scrolls written in alien language? Same. You’re trying to memorize, your brain’s buffering, and all you can think about is what’s for merienda.

But hey, you don’t have to torture yourself just to remember things. The secret? Learn the lazy way. Yup, it’s possible to memorize like a genius without turning into a zombie.

So if you’re a professional procrastinator, certified multitasker, or just someone who wants more time for K-dramas and naps, this one’s for you.


1. Turn It Into a Teleserye (Storytelling Hack)

Your brain LOVES chismis. Turn boring info into wild stories.

Instead of this:
"Jose Rizal was exiled to Dapitan in 1892."

Try this:
Imagine Rizal getting sent to Dapitan like he just got evicted from PBB. He’s writing novels, giving side-eye to Spaniards, and secretly plotting how to be iconic. Boom—suddenly, history is juicy.

Memory Tip: The weirder the story, the better your brain remembers it.


2. Use Code Words, Rhymes, and Kalokohan

You’ve got a whole playlist memorized—so why not your lessons? Mnemonics are the OG cheat code.

Need to remember planets?
"My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nachos." (RIP Pluto but nachos stay.)

Need to memorize steps or orders?
Make your own acronym like BIDA ANG SAYA—you’ll remember it way faster than reading 5 paragraphs.


3. Teach It to Your Dog, Teddy Bear, or Electric Fan

Sounds weird, but explaining things out loud helps your brain organize info better. You don’t need a real audience—just talk through your notes like you’re hosting your own show on TikTok.

And who knows? Your dog might pass the next quiz too.  If you don't have a dog, Crammy here can be your study buddy.


4. Use Spaced Repetition (a.k.a. Review Without Dying)

Don’t cram like there’s no tomorrow. Study in small bursts and go back to it again later. Spaced repetition is like feeding your brain in small doses so it doesn’t choke.

There are apps that will remind you to review just before you forget. Lazy but smart? Yes, please.


5. Write It Like You're Doodling in a K-Drama Notebook

Typing is fast, but writing by hand actually helps you remember better. Use colored pens, highlight key points, or draw little memes in the margins—whatever keeps you from snoozing.

Bonus: It makes your notes look aesthetic. IG story-worthy, even.




6. Don’t Forget the Breaks (And Snacks)

Your brain isn’t a machine—it needs breaks too. Study for 25-30 minutes, take a 5-minute break, and repeat. Watch a quick TikTok, stretch, or reward yourself with snacks (shoutout to Nova and iced coffee lovers). I can't stress enough how important this is.

Rest is part of studying—don’t feel guilty about it!


Final Thoughts:

You don’t need to be a genius—you just need to outsmart your brain a little. With the right mix of creativity, strategy, and laziness (yes, that’s allowed), you can actually enjoy studying. Or at least, make it less painful.

So go ahead: turn your lessons into teleseryes, talk to your electric fan, and snack your way to academic greatness.

You’ve got this. Even if you’re winging it, you're still winning it.

Want more study hacks? You can find them here. Test preps are here. You can also find a list of my Top 10s here. 

Don't forget to check back every day. I post daily engaging, fun, and relatable study posts.

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